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Fish Stories - Not for the faint of heart.
True Story #1

 
Terry and I were on our honeymoon down in Costa Rica, on the Osa Peninsula. We were dying for some good sushi, so we decided to go deep-sea fishing. We caught few a bonito, and a big barracuda. The weather came up, and in the middle of a truly awesome thunderstorm, I caught a small tuna. At least we wouldn't go without our dinner!
On the way back in, the sun came out and it turned into a beautiful day on the Pacific. As we trolled back to the lodge, half dozing in the sunshine, both of our poles screamed alive. It was a double hookup for the honeymoon couple! We fought our fish in together, laughing like crazy. It turned out to be two beautiful yellowfin tuna, about 20 lbs. each. We were ecstatic. Here was a sushi dinner beyond our expectations! When we brought the fish to the lodge, we found out that these were the first tuna caught in the area in about two months. The kitchen prepared an awesome sashimi plate with fresh wasabi for us, and, about 25 other guests. It was one of my best fishing memories ever. And one of many more to come.
We will keep you posted.
Here is a fish story, just for the hal-i-but!
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This is the story of the one armed fisherman. When asked about the size of the fish he would catch, he would hold up one hand and reply, "About this big!"
 
 
PRAWNS, SCAMPI OR SHRIMP?

In some parts of the United States and in England, the word prawn is used for all shrimp except for
tiny cocktail shrimp.

In other parts of the United States, only the extra large
shrimp are called prawns with all others
simply called shrimp.

On the East Coast everything is just called shrimp except
for freshwater prawns, which are just called prawns.

Scampi is a Venetian word for Dublin Bay prawns (also
known as lobsterettes, langoustines, or langostinos),
which are more closely related to lobsters than shrimp.

In Johannesburg, South Africa, the Parktown Prawn is
a large Cricket. Yuck!

SHRIMP, SCAMPI, OR PRAWNS…
YOUR CHOICE.
     

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